Las Vegas, NV · usually online after dark

I sell groceries on the internet and automate everything else.

I'm Chris. Ten years of reselling, a homelab that never sleeps, and a smart home run by AI agents with Warcraft names. No regrets.

This page is the vibe, not the resume. If you want the business, the doors are at the bottom.

Loot table

Everything a life drops if you keep running it. Hover for the tooltip, click to inspect.Tap a card to inspect it. Rarity colors are canon. Argue with Blizzard, not me.

  • Ten Years of Flipping Legendary · Binds to account A decade of reselling across eBay, Amazon, and Walmart. Click to inspectTap to inspect Ten Years of Flipping Legendary · Binds to account Grocery, beauty, household, whatever the truck brings. Sourced from liquidation, sold everywhere. "Every pallet is a mystery box with a spreadsheet attached."
  • A Guild of AI Agents Legendary · Unique A roster of AI agents named after Warcraft characters. Hover for tooltip A Guild of AI Agents Legendary · Unique Each agent has a job, a lane, and a ledger. They hold meetings. They keep minutes. "The Game Master is named Jarvis. Obviously."
  • The Homelab Epic · Self-hosted Servers, tunnels, cameras, dashboards, a local LLM on a gaming GPU. Click to inspectTap to inspect The Homelab Epic · Self-hosted If it can run at home, it runs at home. Uptime is a lifestyle. "The cloud is just someone else's electric bill."
  • WoW Gold Economics Epic · Profession Studies virtual markets the way other people study stocks. Click to inspectTap to inspect WoW Gold Economics Epic · Profession Built a whole site about farming gold. The routes are real and the margins are tracked. "The auction house was my first stock exchange."
  • Pallet of Mystery Groceries Rare · Consumable(?) Sometimes you own 400 units of something you've never heard of. Click to inspectTap to inspect Pallet of Mystery Groceries Rare · Consumable(?) That is what liquidation sourcing means. It usually sells. "Use: restores 25 profit over 30 days."
  • Thermal Label Printer Rare · Tool The most load-bearing machine in the building. Click to inspectTap to inspect Thermal Label Printer Rare · Tool Feared, respected, occasionally jammed. "Equip: +40 shipments per day."
  • Family Tech Support Uncommon · Drops constantly Phones wired into the house, pages that reach grandma. Click to inspectTap to inspect Family Tech Support Uncommon · Drops constantly A family platform with its own front door. Everyone is on the tailnet whether they know it or not. "It cannot be unequipped."
  • Vegas Heat Resistance Common · Passive Keeping a desert house cool is an automation problem. Click to inspectTap to inspect Vegas Heat Resistance Common · Passive Smart thermostats handle a Vegas summer better than willpower does. "Summer is a scheduling problem."

Doors

Where the actual work lives.

Whisper

Two ways in, both go straight to me. No contact form, no funnel.

Legendary · Binds to account

Ten Years of Flipping

Same game, different loot rules. Everywhere the inventory has lived.

"Every pallet is a mystery box with a spreadsheet attached."
Epic · Self-hosted

The Homelab

If it can run at home, it runs at home.

"The cloud is just someone else's electric bill."
Epic · Profession

WoW Gold Economics

Virtual markets, real spreadsheets. The whole operation has its own site.

Enter WoWGoldFarms.com ›

"The auction house was my first stock exchange."
Rare · Consumable(?)

Pallet of Mystery Groceries

Where pallets actually come from. The well-known doors into liquidation sourcing.

"Use: restores 25 profit over 30 days."
Rare · Tool

Thermal Label Printer

The whole shipping stack, two names.

"Equip: +40 shipments per day."
Uncommon · Drops constantly

Family Tech Support

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Grandma's tablet is on the network now. Three phones, one mystery printer, a thermostat that answers to voice, and a group chat that files tickets without knowing it.

Chris keeps his family's tech up to date, and family requests ship before everything else.

"It cannot be unequipped."
Common · Passive

Vegas Heat Resistance

Most of it is a smart thermostat doing its job. Nest, Ecobee, or Home Assistant can run all of this out of the box.

"Summer is a scheduling problem."